|ok so maybe I should focus on vacuuming up all the dog hair and Andy hair?|
His response, "I don't know nothin' about killing scorpions -- we don't have them in NY!" So I did the only thing I could think of...I reached for the shoe.
"Give me a flip flop, " I yelled at him. And then with precision and decisiveness I whacked it dead like I had been killing scorpions for a while. Maybe it is a sign...after all I am married to a Scorpio.